Thursday, August 4, 2011

What is the number to the Ghostbusters?

Yesterday, I got up at 5am to make a tuna fish and peanut butter sandwich on toasted rye bread, and I found some green goop in the toaster, but turned out to be my roommate Troutfisher Bob. Why his name is Troutfisher Bob is an entirely different story. Anyway, I decided to eat the sandwich non-toasted, which is weird to me because I always like a toasted tuna fish and peanut butter on rye bread sandwich. Then after eating the sandwich, I felt unsurprisingly dissatisfied, but I continued through my day because sometimes in life, you have to deal with disappointments such as an untoasted tuna fish and peanut butter sandwich on rye bread. I decided to watch Judge Alex and then all of the sudden, my TV wasn't working. It turned out that my other roommate, Angle-Faced Joe forgot to pay the cable bill because he spent all of his money on peyote and Laotian hookers. Also, I found a ghost in my room. I need to call the Ghostbusters.

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